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I walk about 1.5 miles to work, mostly along a busy, smelly road. There is an alternative route I could take of similar length along off-road quiet tracks which would be much nicer, but to take this route I need to cross a river.

The river is maybe 20-30 meters across and slow-flowing, but there is no bridge for a mile in either direction. One side of the bridge is next to a boathouse, so there is a slipway, but the other side is just open fields. This also means there is no good way to secure a vessel on that side.

Can anyone think of a way I can cross the river? If carrying something, it would need to be light and portable enough for me to walk with for a mile plus, and not require significant assembly/disassembly. Alternatively, I could cycle if that would help.

If money was no object, a jet-pack would work, but I do need to consider funds somewhat!

I'm really interested if anyone has any outside-the-box ideas...

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    How deep is the river? How wet are you willing to get? – Nuclear Wang Apr 23 at 17:57
  • I don't know how deep it is - not shallow enough to see the bottom. As I have to walk a mile after crossing and then spend the day at work, I'd rather not be wet/smelling of river. – xorsyst Apr 23 at 19:04
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    Upvoted for the allusion to the jetpack, thanks you made my day. – Ced Apr 23 at 20:16
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General advices in order to cross a river

  1. Scout Around

Invest a little time in finding the best place to make your crossing. Avoid bends in the river, where water whips around the fastest. Once you find a suitable spot, walk downstream a few hundred feet to make sure there aren’t any hazards. It’s always good to know about the pesky 30-foot waterfall around the bend.

  1. Don’t Be Narrow-Minded

They look tempting, but narrow crossings can be the most dangerous—they’re often the deepest part of the river. Look for the widest section instead. Keep an eye out for mild ripples—which are safe to cross—and avoid whitecaps, which can be treacherously slippery.

  1. Ditch Your Duds

If the water will reach your knees, strip down to your skivvies - your pride isn’t worth getting hypothermia from wet clothes. Even if the river is shallow, remove your socks and put on a second pair of shoes if you have them. If you’re backpacking, unbuckle your front straps so you can quickly slip out of your pack if you fall.

  1. Shuffle Up

Face upstream, lean into the current, and move across the river with shuffling sidesteps. You’re less likely to fall while sidestepping since you don’t lift your feet as high.
Source: mentalfloss

How to do not get wet (by admitting the river is shallow)

The best advice I could give you is to buy a special equipment for fisherman like this Woods Waterproof Camouflage Neoprene Chest Waders enter image description here

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    On further investigation, the river is definitely too deep for wading. Shame, I'd look cool in those walking to work :D – xorsyst Apr 24 at 17:43
  • Eh, sorry to hear that, I agree It would've been fun ! – Ced Apr 28 at 11:03
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Since you mention that you could cycle, it opens up the option to use an amphibious bicycle.

It would use flotation devices that fold down and outwards so that you can use it on the street as well with no issues, and covert it to amphib mode quickly (perhaps even with the push of a button). With the usual designs, your feet would go into the water when pedaling, so you would have to wear high waterproof trousers with attached boots (not the chest high wading trousers as in the other answer though). But since one side of your river has no easy way to get in and out and it will not be possible to drive the bicycle on muddy river ground, you need to unmount and walk the last few meters anyway – which means, you need these trousers anyway.

As for do-it-yourself designs to convert a normal bicycle into an amphib one, here are some inspirations from YouTube:

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If you are an adventurous sort of person, you can make a rope bridge with a climbing rope and a small pulley:

Image Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:A_woman_crossing_the_River_Beas_in_Manali_in_2009.jpg

Make sure to use a strong climbing rope and winch it tight (tying is not enough) or you may end up like this unfortunate man:

enter image description here Source: https://www.thrillophilia.com/tours/river-crossing-in-munnar

Good luck.

  • I like this idea - but the river is used by various boats so I'd need to be able to put the bridge up and take it down each crossing. – xorsyst Jul 11 at 10:12
  • @xorsyst In that case, get an inflatable kayak you can carry with you and paddle across everyday. – Benjamin Jul 11 at 16:03
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Here is an out-of-the-box idea. (Some might go further and suggest that it's an out-of-my-mind idea.) Your issue might be a blessing in disguise.

You can't be the only one who needs a better way to get across the water. There must be others who want or need a ride.

Become an entrepreneur.

Consider changing your line of work to a ferry owner/operator. Invest in a boat to take others across for a small fee. Provide a service. Promote your time and effort-saving part-time business.

Maybe others will want to "ride-share" too.

  • I don't have that much informations about the river, I'm not sure if the water is deep enough for a boat to navigate. Moreover, the stream of water could be dangerous. – Ced Apr 28 at 11:07
  • There actually is a "ferry" that crosses at this exact point for £1 each way per person ... but it only operates at the weekend so is no good for commuting :( I'm not sure I fancy the career change though! – xorsyst Apr 28 at 17:16
  • @xorsyst Maybe others could use a ride too but all of you haven't gotten together to make an offer for a weekday ride at an agreed-upon time with week-end ferry-master. Maybe he would consider a weekday operator for his weekend business. Now that you know something exists, maybe you can expand on it. Good luck. You're getting closer. – Stan May 1 at 21:38
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The most obvious solution I see here is to swim across. The distance is less than a length in an Olympic size pool (50m), and if you can plan things to be able to easily exit the river some way downstream of your entry point (in both directions) a slow current won't be a problem -- though you may need some practice to school yourself against fighting the current, which will in practice cost you both considerable energy and likely some additional downstream distance.

You can wear a bathing suit under your clothes, and carry a waterproof backpack while swimming (also with a towel inside, which you can hang to dry while at work).

Of course, this solution will only work if you're a reasonably competent swimmer, and the river you're crossing isn't badly polluted -- and may be undesirable in stormy weather or winter.

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