The question has been closed under the claim that is opinion-based. Please read my comment below explaining why I think it should be reopened.
While peeing stand up, I wonder where should I aim to minimize the amount of little drops splash out. Some alternatives:
- In the middle of the water (F5)? Near the border (G5)?
- To one side: Near the water (H5)? Far from the water (I5)?
- Should the angle of the stream with the surface should be orthogonal (F3) or the more tangent the better (F9)?
Also, where should I stand. Maybe just the normal/in front is not the optimal place.
Possible causes
The male urine stream breaks up about 15 cm outside the urethra exit. The Plateau-Rayleight instability forms the droplets before impact. The angle of attack, the distance (velocity of the stream) and the type of impact surface are some of the key elements that will determine the type, direction, and amount of splashes. Droplets create a large cavity in the water (due to its surface tension), which then collapses, cause the splashback (similar physics for poop (AKA Kiss of Poseidon)).
Notes about possible solutions
There are some research. Splashlab was widely covered by media. Based on their research and video:
- "When pee hits the porcelain at a 90-degree angle, the splashback is terrible"
- "Narrowing the angle really helps"
- "best practice" means standing slightly to one side, and aiming downwards at a low angle of impact.
Also:
- Of course the best option is to pee sitting down (although in Germany they'll call you sitzpinkler; silly sexism IMO).
- Reducing surface tension with a shield of paper over the water. Using a surfactant like soap or solvent wouldn't be enough.
- Other options
- Future toilet with hydrophobic coating.
- Urinal splash screen/buffer: Based on this patent and this tests 3D designers could upload their ideas to Thingiverse, there are none!
- Some people say you should aim to the back (E1 E2?)
- World of Engineering post/pinned this on Twitter. People seems to prefer what would be E3 on this grid.
It is related to "How can I prevent pee from flying off-target?" but is not the same. I also don't want to put paper on the water before peeing (even if that helps). I'm not interested about sound issues.
Seems like a task for Mythbusters.