Not really a Gerbil - I'm human.
I'm 15 (male), live in England and have always loved puzzles.
I'm not lazy - that takes too much effort.
Love sport - I'm a Goalkeeper, Wicketkeeper and play Squash.
Apparent winner of The Great Puzzling Trophy
If you wish to contact me do so via email@example.com or in The Sphinx's Lair (But be patient, I may take a while to get back. If it's urgent then contact me on site. I'm usually lurking somewhere...)
Reason of Beastly Gerbil?
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General disclaimer for all my puzzles: I may have used images from the internet in the creation of my puzzles which I do not in any way claim as my own