Timeline for How can I prevent the water from hitting me while sitting on the toilet?
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| Dec 30, 2020 at 15:08 | comment | added | Shadow Wizard | Well, for one from my experience, after taking laxative and being totally "empty", it takes about three days until I have to go again. Plus, when at home I don't need to use any hack, I can have it splash. So we talk about taking it once a month or so, which is sensible, but I won't do it for the reasons I said before. The laxative cause a very unpleasant feeling, at least for me, and even after taking it all out, it stays for a while, causing "ghost bowel movements", in lack of actual term. Hope it makes sense, lol, and thanks again for creative idea! :) | |
| Dec 30, 2020 at 13:40 | comment | added | user32147 | Taking a laxative every day not to cure constipation or any other problem in the body but simply to cause diarrhoea because defecation in liquid form is emotionally preferred is not to be recommended. It would almost certainly cause harm. (Please do not try it, kids.) Human poo's natural state of matter is solid for evolutionary reasons. | |
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| Dec 30, 2020 at 12:55 | comment | added | Shadow Wizard | I prefer water over my own liquid poo, thank you. ;) | |
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| Dec 30, 2020 at 12:19 | comment | added | user32147 | You could fix a funnel to one end of the pipe, and then hold it maybe 2-3 inches from your bum. Then any splashing from the diarrhoea hitting the funnel would be the price you would pay for not being hit by splashes of scary water from the toilet bowl. I will edit accordingly. | |
| Dec 30, 2020 at 8:57 | comment | added | Shadow Wizard | As for the fourth, I did take laxatives before, it's not really harmful to my health, just very unpleasant. And pushing pipe into my anus is even less pleasant, so I'll use other methods. Thanks though! | |
| Dec 30, 2020 at 8:55 | comment | added | Shadow Wizard | Well, both the first and third options pose a big problem of cleaning up afterwards: it would be tough to clean either the cup or my hands, especially in public toilets where there aren't proper accessories, only soap. The second option is interesting and creative use of face mask, but: 1) those aren't cheap, and 2) it means I'll have to put it into the trash can, and people would wonder who on Earth pooped into a face mask. :-) | |
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| Dec 30, 2020 at 3:03 | history | answered | user32147 | CC BY-SA 4.0 |